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Haha my name is ‘Amur Starfish’
We are called the outlaws of the sea.
I have no fucking natural enemies so there is no one who can stop me.

 

Our population is so fucking large, our reproductive capacity is so high, and our appetites are so fucking high.
I eat every clam I see in front of me.
The natural ecosystem and the fishing grounds of humans are of no use to me.
I, Amur Starfish, destroy all corals and creatures on the sea floor!

 

Moreover, I have no taste or nutritional value, so there are no natural enemies that can eat me.
Even humans who eat anything that tastes good and is good for their health couldn’t conquer me! Ha ha ha ha ha

 

 

uh? Isn’t there a lot of collagen in this guy’s body?

Collagen components are extracted from caught starfish.
Launch of Amour Collagen Soap

 

Does this body composition have the property of absorbing chloride ions?

 

Launch of a natural snow remover synthesized from ground starfish.
An eco-friendly snow remover that completely solves the problem of existing calcium chloride quickly corroding car tire steel frames and is 1.5 times more effective in removing snow.

 

As a result of researching starfish, we found that starfish are liquefied to make natural fertilizer, which is very good for the coexistence of plants!
Fishermen, it must be difficult to deal with troublesome starfish.
We will buy it in bulk!
Please sell a lot!

 

 

Wow, they are so fucking toxic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Extra – Unlike the Amur starfish
‘Star starfish’ is weak and cannot catch and eat clams.
He is actually not a bad guy who catches Amur starfish.

 


💭 Comments 💭

“The fact that it is used in the military means that it is cheaper.
Surprisingly, it seems to be good value for money.

Aside from that, calcium chloride is also really bad if it comes in contact with the skin.
Wouldn’t it be less harmful to health than calcium chloride?”

 

 

“Is that snow remover used a lot?
It seems like my neighborhood just sprays a lot of calcium chloride.”

 

“It was used as a military supply snow remover.
When there was news of snow, I received tons and stored them up.
Even back then, it was very famous as a starfish snow remover.

Incidentally, it stings when it touches the skin.”

 

“Sometimes I find it really fascinating to make medicine…
When was it possible to study all those 50,000 different combinations and mix dozens of them together to create a drug that has a specific effect? “

ㄴ” graduate student: Me???? All of that???? “

 


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